The Deadly Philobio

WARNING: PHILOBIO IS IN SEASON

I caught a virus a couple of days ago.

I checked the symptoms and found it to

 be a virus known as Philobio. Since 

the sun came up and the weather got 

warm, its only been getting worse. 80% 

of all human being catch Philobio 

around spring time and do not
even know they have it. It is deadly

 and highly contagious. How do you know 

if you have Philbio?
Symptoms include:

_Inflammation or swelling of the heart
_Feelings of elation
_Heavily distracted from tasks at hand
_Excessive teeth showing
_Random outbursts of energy

_Cravings to be outside at all times (walking to work instead of driving)
_Dancing/singing in public (if you have reached this point, I am sorry but, there is no turning back)

You have been warned. To avoid Philobio, stay indoors in cold, dark locations. Also avoid contact with all human being. Including this blog. oh crap. sorry.